Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!