"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!