There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!