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They say whisky and petrol don’t mix. They do, but it doesn’t taste nice.
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All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
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I drink so much alcohol I’m afraid to smoke.
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
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Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
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After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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