They say whisky and petrol don’t mix.
They do, but it doesn’t taste nice.
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
I drink so much alcohol I’m afraid to smoke.
Yo Mama so old...
She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Your momma so fat...
Her blood type is Ragu.
Where to birds invest their money?
In the stork market!
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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