Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.