Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.