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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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