We were so poor the only way I could afford to get my suit pressed was to ride the subway during rush hour.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp?
The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.
Good advice for cocktail parties: If you can’t say something nice about someone, just hold your drink and listen to others who can’t either.
What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
They say about money that you can’t take it with you.
I can’t even afford to go.
Yo Mama so old...
She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Your momma so fat...
Her blood type is Ragu.