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Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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