You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.