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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her where the sun don't shine.
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Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.
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An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree. They all get out and discuss how to fix the car. The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’ The engineer says, ‘That would take too long. I have my penknife here. I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’ The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
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What is so special about the retirement age? "It is the time when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one's job."
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
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