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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
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Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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A blonde asks a bypasser: Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is? It's on the other side. Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
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