There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject..."
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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