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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
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A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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My husband added some spice to our marriage. He's left home.
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What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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