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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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