"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?"
"A Budweiser in each hand!"
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.
"That's total bollocks" I replied.
By text, from across the road.
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Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom...
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
A: Because they part for every little shit.
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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.