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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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The fastest dialog in the world: (WC door is opening) Man inside: Heyyy! Man outside: Sorryyy!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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A wife tells her husband: "We never go out anywhere…" "Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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