Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.