I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
They are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.