Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
What’s the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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