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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
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What’s the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half!
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
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I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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