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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?" The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, "I can't believe you would try to use your handicap to your own advantage like that! Shame on you!" The deaf man walked away and the first man whacked the ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball that knocked him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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There are 2 women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver's seat and the blonde gets in the passenger's seat. The brunette says: "We're late, so you watch out the back window for cops." As she speeds down the road she asks the blonde: "So, do you see any cops?" The blonde replies: "Yes!" The brunette says: "Are they behind us?" "Yes!" "Are they close?" "Yes!" "Are they going to stop us?" "I don't know!" "Well, are their lights on?" The blonde replies: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...!
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