What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Why is marriage a three-ring circus? First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.