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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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Why is marriage a three-ring circus? First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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