Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
Wife to husband: ‘I need a new dress.’ Husband: ‘What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?’ Wife: ‘It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes.’
At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.