Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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The fastest dialog in the world:
(WC door is opening)
Man inside: Heyyy!
Man outside: Sorryyy!
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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A wife tells her husband:
"We never go out anywhere…"
"Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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