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Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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Wife to husband: ‘I need a new dress.’ Husband: ‘What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?’ Wife: ‘It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes.’
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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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