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I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say "you'll be next!" They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !
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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
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