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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 43.51 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 43.51 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dad, school
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