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Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move.
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The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"
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How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? (They use bear conditioning!)
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My husband has a split personality – and I hate both of them.
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How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
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How do you know you’re flying over the poorer part of town? You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
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