Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.
The judge said "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100."
The lawyer stood up and said "Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . ."
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.