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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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