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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 43.90 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 43.87 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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