If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs?"
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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