Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave." "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once, I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!