Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him:
"May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!"
Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny:
"Have you heard your Granny's wish?
So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac!
Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
A: "You're not owld enough."
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant?
A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
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