He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.