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He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
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Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
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‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
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