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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
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Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't start anything''
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Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
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