Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ?
A fifty pound note !
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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