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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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