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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
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has 42.42 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: beauty, christian, easter
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 42.42 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father: No. Why do you ask that? Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dad, school, teacher
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 42.34 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Colorado Avalanche fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Avalanche fans too. Not really knowing what an Avalanche fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Avalanche fan," she retorts. "Then," asks her teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Detroit Red Wings Fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little girl why she is a Wings fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Wings fans, so I'm a Wings fan too," she responds. The teacher is now angry. "That’s no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" "Oh," says the little girl. "Well, then I'd be an Avalanche fan."
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dad, school, sport, stupid, teacher
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