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Husband: I want to go somewhere on holiday this year I've never been before. Wife: Well, how about the kitchen?
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 40 lb.
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
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