Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."