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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Phone talk: "Is your boss there?" "No, he left on a trip." "A recovery trip, huh?" "I don’t think so... He took his wife with him!"
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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