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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
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