Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
I wouldn’t say she’s been married a lot but the church is trying to get her to pay for a new aisle carpet.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
A state trooper stopped at a little cafe for coffee. As he was getting ready to leave a patron of the cafe yelled out, "Go out and get 'em!" he said. "I suppose everyone's going to get a ticket today?" "I don't really give out many tickets," the cop said. "Oh, come on," the man teased. "You'd give your own mother a ticket." "No, my mother never drove a car," said the trooper. Then a grin spread over his face. "But I did catch her jaywalking once," he said, "and I issued her a warning. But that's all."
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom? Mom: Why? my child.. Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.