Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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