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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 42.78 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 42.77 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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has 42.77 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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has 42.76 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 42.76 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 42.75 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
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