You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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My husband has a split personality – and I hate both of them.
Why did the teacher jump into the lake?
Because she wanted to test the waters!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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