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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests!
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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My husband has a split personality – and I hate both of them.
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Why did the teacher jump into the lake? Because she wanted to test the waters!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
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How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water!
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I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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