how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling!
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
How do you save a nigger from drowning? You take your foot of his head!
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet A: A Budweiser in each hand!
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
Sign over a pub bar: ‘Due to the recent water shortage, beer will now be served at full strength.’
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."