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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dentist, time
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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has 42.03 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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