Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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