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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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