Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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An advertisement:
I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones.
Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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