Best jokes ever

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Vote: has 25.64 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
Vote: has 25.61 % from 77 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist, masturbation, black people
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Vote: has 25.46 % from 54 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
Vote: has 25.45 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Vote: has 25.31 % from 51 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, travel, car
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Vote: has 25.28 % from 109 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Vote: has 25.28 % from 123 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
After a long time two friends met, happy to see each other. One of them, chewing on something big, asked his friend how was he and what was new in his life. After the friend told his story, he asked the same question to the friend who was chewing something. "So, what’s up man?" "It’s a shitty period, there is nothing that works in my life and I feel really bad." "What is going on?! "Last Saturday I went to Las Vegas. You know that from time, to time I’m going there to play at casino, three or four times a year. I took with me thousand dollars and I put the other hundred in my driving license that I left in the car. For the safety reasons, you know, if it goes really bad at casino, I must have the money to pay highway and go back home. And so I walked in casino, I bought the chips and found an empty seat on a roulette table, next to a beautiful woman, about forty years old with a very provocative neckline. I made my first bet on 32, the number of my house, aiming 10 dollars." "How did it go?" The guy continues to tell his story, without stopping to chew something. "Released! I felt all the winning streak and I bet again on 32 and it’s released again. I was winning almost 13 000 dollars and the adrenaline was at maximum. I felt like I was the God and around the table came so many people to congratulated me and I bet more than 10 thousand dollars on 23." "And it went out again?" "No! This time came out a bloody 13. Do you realize that I had the bad luck? I had in my hands a lot of money and if 32 came out I was settled for a life time. But the horrid number 13 ruined my evening and the hole week after." "I understand you very well. It ‘s really to eat the balls." The other friend, continuing to chew louder: "What do you think I’m doing?"
Vote: has 25.28 % from 38 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, life, money
A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
Vote: has 25.27 % from 205 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: gay, travel, geography, sex
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
Vote: has 25.15 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor