Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Q. How many night club bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs? A. None! He fell.
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.
A cop asks a nigger: Can you legitimate yourself? Is this because I’m black?
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.'
Q: Why do two skunks argue? A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.