Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony?
A: The blond girl told him to come outside
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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