The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "you ain't from around here...where you from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender asks, "Whatchu do up in Pennsylvania?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist...what the hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount dead animals." The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us."
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.