Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.'
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, ''But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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