Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.
"What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed.
"What painter?"
"The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'."
"Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!"
"That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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