Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’
Rodney Dangerfield
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans.
The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die.
The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door.
The Germans say, why do you want a car door.
The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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