Johnny Walks in his parents room finding his dad with his dick in his mom's pussy.
Johnny asks his dad " Can realatives Have babies if they fuck?"
"Of course not johnny" his dad replied.
the very next day johnny was his room stuffing his dick in his 14 year old's pussy and humping her. "ohhhhh Johnny!
Fuck Me Harder!" his sister yelled.
I am! johnny said.
then his sister gave johnny a blowjob to make his dick bigger.
"Now I Can Fuck Better!" said Little Johnny.
Then Johnny Fucked His Sister How He Saw His Dad Doing To His Mom.
Then his parents came into his room and his mom saw his huge cock and said "Johnny That Sure Is Big! "Well Your Next Mom!" Johnny replied
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Q. How do men define a long-term relationship?
A. A second date.