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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, kids, time, weather
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
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